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Daring sms..........................
You are so beautiful, sweet and
faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
On the door of a toilet,
Some people come here 2 sit and wonder,
I come here 2 shit like thunder!
.............daring SMS, swet caring sms.............
I think you are ugly and stupid,
You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the
right number...
Rah na pao gy kbhe bhula kr dekh lo
Yakeen ni aata to azma kr dekh lo
Har jaga mehsoos ho ge kami humare
Apne mehfil ko kitna b saja kr dekh lo
.............daring SMS, swet caring sms.............
Roses are red, violets
are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!
U r so beautiful, gorgeous and faithful... It is a pity that I dont
like animals!!!
.............daring SMS, swet caring sms.............
You know wen u were really 2 fatty? Wen u were on da beach &
Greenpeace carried u back 2 da sea.
I do not swear, I do
not smoke and I do not drink! O damned my cigarette has fallen in my
glass of beer...
I wish you lots of
itching and short arms.
.............daring SMS, swet caring sms.............
You have the face of a
saint...a Saint-Bernard!
Why do males fart more often than women ? Bcoz women dont keep their
mouth shut long enough 2 build up the pressure..
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
Females r just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of da
stork.
Will we play the hulk 2gether??...I ll b tall nd strong nd u green and
ugly
I do not swear, I do not smoke & I dont drink! Oh damned My cigarete
has fallen in my glasss of beer ...
.............daring SMS, swet caring sms.............
If yu hav ur pictures where u look old, keep them. In twenty years u
can prove that u have not changed a bit
.............daring SMS, swet caring sms.............
When r u really full of confidence?
If u fart having diarrhoea.
Dis iz yr bosss: "Yu r allowed to read the newspaper during the
working hrs and certainly dnt misss the job addds."
A Frnds Luv sayz:
If yu evr need any thing,
Ill be there."
Tru Love sayz:
You will nevr need anything;
I will be there."
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