It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study
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Maths teacher asked Ali:If u hve 12chocolates n u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha n 4 to Farah wat vl u get?

       Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ

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A MBA Student 2 A Sweeper:"Mere paas degree hai,knowledge ha,4 logo may izzat ha...teray paas kya hai?"....
       Sweeper proudly:"Mere paas naukri hai

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Kash koi �exams result� ka insurance karaa dataa,
Toy har exam ka pehly premium bharwa dete,
Pass hoty toy theek hai,
Varna insurance claim karvaa lety.

Class ki har ladki ek phool hay,
Usse chahna ek bhool hay.
Jo inki soch mein gul hay,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hay.
 

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Burraaah
Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas books or notes parhanay reh gaye hain

har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparoo may number kisnay paya hy
hum to you hee aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy

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Exams ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha to yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hy Kuch Ho Gya Hy
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hy Sab Kuch Naya Hy

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

 

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
 

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There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams. Kenneth H. Cooper
think of you!

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