Perh perh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou mernaaa hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shurooo tou nursery sey hee karna hei
.............exam
sms...........
Snd yr best of
luck for exams n passsing examz sms to yr frnds.
eXamz r dere,
at da paper tu stare;
da ans iz now here,
wiich makes yu pull yr hair.
da misss makes yu glare,
da grades are nt fair,
buh jus lik da past 20 yrs,
V DUN CARE !!
.............exam sms...........
Congradulationz!
Gud news for Lahore University students
Exams hav beeen postponed up to Dec
2 confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming n start studying.org
Baap: Etnay kum marks..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kameenay sir
ka gher bhee daykh liyaa hai!!
.............exam sms...........
Lumhaaa Lumhaaa waqt guzar jaye gaa
Chund lamhon main exam aa jaye gaa
Abhee bhee waqt hei, doo line parh loo
Warnaa passs kyaa MUNNA BHAI karvayeee gaa??
Her Sawaal Say Dut Ker Larhnaa,
Fek ne Main Kamee Mut Karnaa,
Mokaa Milaa Tou Pechey Bhee Daykhnaa,
Or Ik Baat Yaad Rakhnaaa,
Aagay Waalay Kaa Paper Apnaa Samajhnaaa
**♥**
koi chiz
bewafai se bad ker kya hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se bad ker kya hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani me saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se bad ker kya hogi.
**♥**
Samandar
bhar syllabus hota hai,
nadi bhar pad pate hai,
balti bhar yaad rehta hai,
chuloo bhar number aate hai,
jis me hum doob jate hai.
**♥**
Sardar-
Oye putter tere result da ki hoya?
Putter- papa is class wich ek saal aur lagega,
Sardar- koi baat nahi putter, 2 saal lage ya 3,
Fail mat hona all the
best
**♥**
Guzre hui
Exam ko kabhi yaad na karna,
answer sheet me jo likha hai uski fariyad na karna,
Jo hoga wo hokar rahega,
uske fikr me apne holidays barbad na karna.
**♥**
Santa:
Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar
bhi dekh rakha hai.....!
**♥**
Exams ka
saya hai, exam ke dino me sukh kisne paya hai?
dunia wale kehte hain ache number lao,
par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to moh maya hai!!
**♥**
“Chanda
Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage,
Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage,
Ek pariksha khatam, to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.