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teri sula ke lu?
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada(
ya fir terijuka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu.
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sms.....
I want
to kill the
I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING
Person on earth,(
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
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* PRESS UP *
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Warning, cell
phone causes radiation.
Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in
brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with
brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.
SORRY....
SORRY.... SORRY(In Urdu)
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused
,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One
Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful
day..
I have won a
holiday trip
I have won a holiday trip
to Cyprus with
5family members and 2friends.
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?()
I want someone to look after my dog
IN case of fire
read this message.
IN case of fire
read this message...................()
..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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you are very smrta smatr
srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to
ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel
ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding
you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!
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sms.....
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or
dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal
do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha
paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya
dekha ho gya na suit case band
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar
khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun
nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss
When I was born
Devil
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh
Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ..
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Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a
flower,()
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a
flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower
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