Car Se takrakar kabutar behosh ho gaya.

Kisi ne usay uthakar pinjare mai may rakh diya.

Hosh aane par "Aalila me jail mai, car wala mar gaya kya?"

.........funny sms......

3 mice were boasting about their bravery Mouse1: I poisoned the dogs meat Mouse2: I ate cheese from the trap Mouse3:Guys I'm leaving,i hav a date with my cat

.........funny sms......

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

.........funny sms......

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

.........funny sms......

Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
.
Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab saans ruk ruk k aata hy
.
Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha to wo b bnd ho jae ga

Ek raat bijli chali gae,
       Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chalao?
       Pathan's wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar fan on karengy to candle nahi bujh jayege kia.

.........funny sms......

I m flower bt rose is u

       I m star bt moon is u

       I m stone bt diamond is u

       I m sky bt sun is u
       I m tree bt

        Us pe latka bandar is u....:p

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

.........funny sms......

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women

.........funny sms......

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly...

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