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Why women live
a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
Dog is truly a
man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock
your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for
an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see
you?
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sms......
Baap:Alama
Iqbal kon thay? Beta:Pata nae. Baap:School jao ge tu
pata chale na. Beta:Abu BUTT" uncle kon hai? Baap:pata
nae Beta:Ghar may raho to pata chale na"
Teacher:Titanic
kese doba..??
Student:
Dubuk . Dubuk .
Dubuk . Dubuk.. . Dubuk.. . Dubuk.. . Gulum.. . Gulu
gulu gulu.. . . Puchik..!
LARNE se
MOHABBAT barrhti hai FARAZ" Ye keh kr wo shakhs mujhe "WATTA"
maar gAyA."
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Commerce
professor asks the student: what is the most important
source of finance
for starting business?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship
means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of
da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad
sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in
their right hand!
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I Love You. I
Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love
You. I Love You. That's because Dad says "Love Animals"
!
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in
darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make
life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in
darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make
life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !.
Mil Gaya, Oye
Hoye Mil Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, DHINCHAK DHINCHAK
Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka
SMS
Padnewala Ek
aur..."BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya
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At dis moment
in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people
r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is
reading my text!pass on
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME!
How about you?
If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur
brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like
a brain that has never been used.
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sms......
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