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Girls Boys sms..................
Larkee apny bf sy
Mayra Jaanu
Mayra ladlaa
mayra guglaa
Tum mujhsay shadi karogey?
Bolo kichu pichu!
Bf: Tum mujhay propose karnaa chah rahee ho
yaa adopt karna?
Girl 2 boy: Shaadi ky liye kaun see date rakeyn??
Boy: 22nd december
Girl: Koee khaas wajaa?
Boy: han, Saal ki sb say lambi raat isee date ko hotee hey..
Boys have fun by teasing girlz,
Den girlz cry fr few mins.
Girls have fun by loving boyz
Den boyz cry fr life time
Funny but its a fact�
Ek
ladka ek ladki se ashara
kar ke khte hai "jhalak dikhla ja jhalak dikhla ja"wo chappal nikaalke
kehti hai"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja .........
Boy: BUS or LARKEE
1 jaisee hotee hain,
1 jatee hey tou dusri aa jati hy.
Girl: RAKSHAY or LARKAY
1 jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 5 chalay atay han
BOY: Bus, Train aur Ladki ek aise hote hai. Ek jaati hai.... doosri aa
jaati hai GIRL: Auto, Taxi aur Ladke ek jaise hote hai. Ek ko bulao....
4 aate hai.
Mainbhi khamosh nigahon say usay dekhta hoon,
Wo bhi chupke say kabhi aa k sada deti hai,
Kya khabar kal ki magar hamne suna hai aksar,
Rafta rafta yeh ada pyar barha deti hai.......!!!
Ek larkee paydal jaa rai thee, Larka bola- aye deewani peechay murh kr
dekh tayra dupatta zameen se ghisaa ja raha hy,
Larki boli- aye deewanay tu kya janay yh bhee apna farz nibha rahaa hy,
koee chum na ly mayry Qadmon kee mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitataa jaa
rha hy.
Girlfriend : will u love me after marriage also? Boyfriend : this
depends on your
husband,if he allows me, I
will��.
Loo kehty hain ky larkiyan zindagee hoti hain maut nahee,
magr wo log yh kiyun bhool jaty hain ky dhoka bhee zindagi hi dayti hy
maut nahee
ik lrka ,ik lrki
..Uff
adhi rat ko
..OHHO
Jungle main
..Wh Wh
Jhaari k pechy
..OUUIIII
Sab sy chup k
..OH!
Aaam Kha rahay they..
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