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Indian Women
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Each indian women iz
"ranii laxmee bai"
Be 4 marriage 'ranii'
After few yrs of marriage 'laxmee'
n after kids born she iz just 'bai'
Q: How does a man keep hiz wife?
A: By giving her money, clothes & diamonds
Lady 2 advocate: Mujy myry pati sy talaaq chaheye.
Advocate: Mgr woh to kabaddi ka champion hy.
Lady: Yhi tou problem hy.
Kameena sirf haath lagaa ky bhaag jaata hy
A old woman calling her Husband, Sunil, Nehaal, Ajay,Yash, Anil ,
1 larki bolee aunty ap ab be apnay husband se itna pyaar karti hain
jo unhay itnay pyaray naamon se bula ri hain.
Old womanman! Ni darasal kambakat ka naam yaad ni is leye atne naam
try kar rahee hon.
1980 Gals: Maa main jeans pehanogi� Maa: nahi beti log kya kahenge? ..
2006 Gals: Maa main mini skirt pehanogi� woman: Pehan le beti kuch toh
pehan le!!!
Q: Y do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKZ & not
their MINDS??
A: Bcoz they knw dat men r STUPID, but not BLIND.
Aik aurat kee aankh soojee hui thee
Parosan ny poocha tou bataya shohar ny maara hay.
Parosan: Pr wo tou shehar se bahar gaya hua thaa
Aurat: Main bhe yehi samjhi thee.
Lady:
Mujhy meray patti sey talaak chaheyee.
Wakil:
Mager wo tou kabbadee champion hei.
Lady:
Yh he to prob hei.
Zaalim sirff haath lagaa ker bhaag jaata hei..
Ik aurat kee aankh sooje huee thi Uski friend nay poocha to bataya
shohar ney mara hai. Uski friend: Par wo to shahar se bahar gy huwey
they! Aurat: Main bhi yehi samjhi thi.
Q. Y iz da book 'Women Who Love 2 Much'
a disappointment for many men?
A. Because No phone numbers are available in that.
Thought ov Da day: A succcesss ful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend and succcesss ful women iz 1 who can find such
a man....
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