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Insult Sms
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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m
worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been
severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
One day a monkey looked into
mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise
me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.
Press down if you think you are
MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE
i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful(
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,(
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words..
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Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to
see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont
cry.......my name is nobodyhusband.
I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people
will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who
ll marry me.
Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has
been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. r>
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART
started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
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Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving,
96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u
loose me
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