Santa cricket khel kar aaya,
Banta- kitne runs banaye?
Santa- century hone me 100 runs baki the...

mai out ho gaya!.

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Banta to santa: "Mujhe Apni Ring De Do Mai Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yaad Karuga.."
Santa: "Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna Ki maine Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di."

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Banta: Mujhe Mehanti, Saadgi Se Rehne Wali, aagyakari aur Ghar Sanwar Kar Rakhne Wali Ladki Chahiye.
Banta: Mere Ghar Aake Meri Naukrani Ko Le Jana.

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Santa ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko?
Ladki- nahi..!!
Santa- mai wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nhi pehchana tha...

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!! Santa Bill gates se- tum pagal ho
Bill- why?
Santa- Tumhara surname GATES hai aur business tum WINDOWS ka karte ho.

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Santa- Yaar mere Baal bahot Gir Rahe hain.
Banta- par kaise ?
Santa- Tension Se.
Banta- kis baat ki Tension?
Santa- Baal girne ki.

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Santa: mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya.
Banta: phir tumne kya kiya?
Santa: maine usse kaha Google pe search kar Lo.

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 Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena."
Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de."

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Teacher- tum bade ho kr kya karoge?
Santa- shaadi.
teacher- nahi, mera matlab h ki tum bade hokar kya banoge.
Santa- "PAPA"

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega.!

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Santa london k Hotel me murgi khane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhul gaya.
Waiter: what do u like to have sir?
Santa: Egg's mother.!

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.....!

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 Santa: Muje Shak Hai, Meri Biwi Ki Chaddi Tere Bedroom Me Hai
Banta: yar Bhabhi Chaddi Kaha Pahnti Hai
Santa: Are han Sorry faltu hi Tujh Pe Shak Kiya.

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