1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko
talaq kyon di?2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less
thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.
**♥**
A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop
n slapped the operator twice ....guess why? cuz der it
was witten...'number dial karne se pehele do lagae'..!
**♥**
3pupil were going on
motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye
pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga
**♥**
A girl sitting in examination hall
with sardar ji.. Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal
marloo..! Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay, fir mein
teri asal maarta hu…
**♥**
Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta
: How do you know??Santa : When I went to the park
today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.
**♥**
Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir
Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao.
Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta
!.
**♥**
Fakir to SANTA ke Padosi ne Pet bhar
Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.SANTA Ye Lo
HAJMOLA…
**♥**
SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar
container, looks inside and closes it. He does this
again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to
check sugar level regularly.
**♥**
Sardar after throwing his mobile in
wateAa aa upar aa?Frnd: Arre,pani me mobile feka to wo
upar kaise aaega?Sardar:Oye, kyun nahi aaega....Dolphin
hai jump bhi marega!!
**♥**
A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his
test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper
checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark
**♥**
A lady was kissing a lion inside a
cage in circus.Ring master- Can anyone do it?
SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao.
**♥**
SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed
to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured.
Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with
breathing difficulty, "Please..call me..ambulance".SANTA
replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !
**♥**
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy
an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit? SANTA
Profit in rupees & loss in paise
**♥**
SANTA sukhe khet mein boat chala raha
tha BANTA-aise SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam kharab kiya
hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta
**♥**
SANTA g school mein 1 white aur 1
black shoes pehan kar chaly gay principal ne SANTA g ko
bolaya or kaha ghar ja k shoes chang kar k ao SANTA g
boly koi faeeda nahi sir ghar mein b 1 white or 1 black
hi ha
