How do you convert a BUS into a
female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho
Jaayegi.
**♥**
once SANTA stopped a fight stil he
was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing
match
**♥**
Maths teacher
was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000
kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.!
Ton.!Ton.!..
**♥**
How do you convert a BUS into a
female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho
Jaayegi.
**♥**
Why does Sardarji cleans the wall
with an EAR BUD?Guess...!sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron
ke bhi kaan hote hai....
**♥**
Sir:Bijli Kaha
Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta:
KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir
kaat di!
**♥**
In a maths eXam everyone was writing
except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him
that there is marks for every step
**♥**
Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar
K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk
Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "sastria_Kaal"
**♥**
SantaBanta:
What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor -
Thadani. 17th floor - Kriplani. 30th floor - Marjani.
**♥**
once SANTA stopped a fight stil he
was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing
match
**♥**
SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie
with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No
yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
**♥**
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man:
Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab
alag alag time bata rahe hain.
**♥**
Sardar 1: mene
apne bete ka naam america rakha hai.Sardar 2: kyu?Sardar
1: me duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me america ka baap
hu...|
**♥**
Sardar watching
TV with WifeWife"If Edison wouldn't had invented Power,
Wht would U have done?"Sardar"I would have watch TV with
candle
**♥**
A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of
marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise
hua?Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa
hua?Srdar:3month.wife:or meri shadi
ko.Srdar:3mnthwife:or bacha kitne month k baad.Srdar:3
mnth.Wife:total kitne hue.
