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         » wife sms............................

Every indian women is
       "rani laxmi bai"
       B 4 marriage 'rani'
       A few yrs after marriage 'laxmi'
       & after kids r born she is just 'bai'

...wife sms, pati patni sms, husband wife sms, miya bibi sms..


Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:zaror tm mere khane k lye kch lai hogi?

Wife: bilkul thek kaha isme mere new sandel hen ;->

.....wife sms, pati patni sms, husband wife sms, miya bibi sms...


Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??
       
       Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!

....wife sms, pati patni sms, husband wife sms, miya bibi sms...


A fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters away, but they can't see a pillar from two meters while parking a car.


Me apni wife se bahat mohabbat karta hoon.par kya karu wo mujh se naraz hai.


Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

.....wife sms, pati patni sms, husband wife sms, miya bibi sms....


Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko
phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:



!Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..

Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now??
 


Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->


Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen
Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen


WifE(In pArk): JaNo Tumhain yaAd hAi yE Wohi JhoLa hAi jAhan Hum Bethay Thay,
Or Tumhari CheEkhain NikAL Gai Thi,

HusbAnd: Nahi mEri jAn JhoLa Lenay sE Cheekhain Nai NikLi tHi,
Ye Shadi k baAD PehLa Moqa Tha,
JAb MainAy tUMHAin Without Make-uP Dekha Tha


Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

......wife sms, pati patni sms, husband wife sms, miya bibi sms.....


Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon


Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

....wife sms, pati patni sms, husband wife sms, miya bibi sms....

 

 

                                                                          

 
 
 
 
 
 

                  

                                                                                                                                                                                          

 

 

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