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wife
sms............................
Every indian women is
"rani laxmi bai"
B 4 marriage 'rani'
A few yrs after marriage 'laxmi'
& after kids r born she is just 'bai'
...wife sms, pati patni sms,
husband wife sms, miya bibi sms..
Wife
shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:zaror
tm mere khane k lye kch lai hogi?
Wife: bilkul thek kaha isme mere new sandel hen ;->
.....wife sms, pati
patni sms, husband wife sms, miya bibi sms...
Why do most women spend much time
on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??
Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!
....wife sms, pati patni sms,
husband wife sms, miya bibi sms...
A
fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters
away, but they can't see a pillar from two meters while parking a car.
Me apni wife se bahat mohabbat
karta hoon.par kya karu wo mujh se naraz hai.
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
.....wife sms, pati patni sms,
husband wife sms, miya bibi sms....
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko
phone pay,”Khanay
mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:
!Wife: I
Have Changed My Mind..
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now??
Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may
dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,
Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.
Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?
Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka
maalik... =P ;->
Man
1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen
Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties
Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen
WifE(In pArk): JaNo Tumhain yaAd hAi yE Wohi JhoLa hAi jAhan Hum
Bethay Thay,
Or Tumhari CheEkhain NikAL Gai Thi,
HusbAnd: Nahi mEri jAn JhoLa Lenay sE Cheekhain Nai NikLi tHi,
Ye Shadi k baAD PehLa Moqa Tha,
JAb MainAy tUMHAin Without Make-uP Dekha Tha
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??
......wife sms, pati patni sms,
husband wife sms, miya bibi sms.....
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
....wife sms, pati patni sms,
husband wife sms, miya bibi sms....
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